Where There's A Will There's A Dave
Will Jessop and Dave Culling meet to talk absolute nonsense for half an hour or so. A comedy podcast, not suitable for minors.
Will Jessop and Dave Culling meet to talk absolute nonsense for half an hour or so. A comedy podcast, not suitable for minors.
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Episodes

Apr 1, 2021
Episode Seventeen - Worst Impressions
Apr 1, 2021
Apr 1, 2021
1 hr 7 min
Will and Dave return for more nonsensical ramblings from their diseased minds, including:
Royal scandals, Rising Damp, Twerking, Jim Davidson and his ilk, Surnames, Roland Gift as Zippy, Michael Winner wooing, Michael Caine, Yoko Ono having a row with John Lennon, Human Sacrifice, Will's bid for a grant to investigate penis sizes, all rounded off with an interview with Professor A. B. Seeds on the subject of comedy.
All for your aural enjoyment!
Apr 1, 2021
1 hr 7 min

Feb 25, 2021
Episode Sixteen - 'Hatefood'
Feb 25, 2021
Feb 25, 2021
59 min
Will and Dave discuss their usual myriad topics, including:
Valentine's Day, Hatefood, Scabs, Old People's Homes, The Lighter Side Of Dementia, Electric Razors, Will's Bathing Routine, Hipsters, Will's New Phone, Norman Mailer's Views On Masturbation, YouTube Commenters, Fascist Computer Games and Swastika Painters, all rounded off with some exciting medical news from Billy Sides.
Enjoy!
Feb 25, 2021
59 min

Jan 19, 2021
Jan 19, 2021
1 hr 11 min
Welcome to Episode Fifteen!
In it, Will and Dave discuss their usual myriad topics including:
Jury Service, Celebrity impersonations, Lockdown, Radio Commentators, Deja Vu, The storming of the Capitol, Qanon, Alan Bennett's thoughts for the outgoing President, Ineffectual protests, Ready To Glare (alas...), Will's Rescue Complex, Extreme romance and another pointless Youtuber - all rounded off by quite a heated discussion with Bestosterone's Ian Sellers.
Enjoy!
Jan 19, 2021
1 hr 11 min

Dec 19, 2020
Episode Fourteen - Merry Christmas!
Dec 19, 2020
Dec 19, 2020
1 hr 1 min
Will and Dave don their Christmas hats and discuss all things festive! What could be more seasonal than listening to these two pillocks waffling on and getting sucked down Tangent Alley?
So pour yourself a sherry, chow down on your Turkey and don your special Christmas ears to listen to an hour of utter drivel (with the occasional interesting fact very occasionally thrown occasionally in)!
Merry Christmas to all and to all a goodnight!
Dec 19, 2020
1 hr 1 min

Nov 12, 2020
Episode Thirteen - A Spray of Incandescent Gob
Nov 12, 2020
Nov 12, 2020
55 min
Will and Dave are back to discuss their usual cornucopia of twaddle, including:
Incandescent gob; Gay dinosaurs; Bosie and Oscar; The origins of Camp; Humans; "Blow hugs"; Religion; Musical Trolleys; Rage at inanimate objects; Existential cavemen; 'Chinny-Rec-On'; Regional variations of slang, all topped off with some inarticulate thoughts from Billy Sides.
Nov 12, 2020
55 min

Sep 27, 2020
Episode Twelve - Bestosterone!
Sep 27, 2020
Sep 27, 2020
1 hr 6 min
Will and Dave take on their usual array of subjects including:
Chocolate bars as ice creams; The Zhuh sound; Will's "Regime"; Superstitions; Pearl and Dean; Buttons; Microphones; Gentlemen's Clubs; This Is A Man's World; Dave's audition for Drama School; Incels; "Bestosterone!"; Jordan Peterson; Ignorance; The 'crisis in masculinity' all rounded off with a new special guest - Ian Sellers!
If you like listening to total hogwash, this is for you!
Sep 27, 2020
1 hr 6 min

Aug 30, 2020
Episode Eleven - "Oh God..."
Aug 30, 2020
Aug 30, 2020
1 hr 3 min
Will and Dave tackle their usual array of subjects with their usual mixture of tangents and stupidity.
Including such hits as:
Outside Brandy Glasses, Golf, Mark Twain, the Deaf, Have A Biscuit, Otto Von Bismarck, Richard III, The Tudors, Cricket, E.T The Extra Terrestrial, Accents, "American Phlegm", Student Stories, A Dance Teacher, The movie "Oh God", all rounded off with Billy discussing the Price of Fame with Dave.
Aug 30, 2020
1 hr 3 min

Aug 17, 2020
Episode Ten - Billy Sides "A Dangerous Life"
Aug 17, 2020
Aug 17, 2020
41 min
Billy Sides tells the story of his own life, in his own words, in his own way and in his own trousers.
From the Roaring Twenties to the Rutting Twenties, Billy's life is explored, with help from a wide array of people who were there when things were happening, who heard things, who witnessed things, who wrote about things and who now want to talk about the things they heard, witnessed and have written about.
A "Where There's A Will, There's A Dave" podcast special.
Aug 17, 2020
41 min

Jul 15, 2020
Episode Nine - Will's Toy Orchestra
Jul 15, 2020
Jul 15, 2020
1 hr 12 sec
Will and Dave gabble on incoherently about:
Daniel Spry, Ear Fiddling, Plate Smashing, Memories, School Discos, Puff The Magic Dragon, Immortality and Friendship, Puns, Steven Berkoff, Fred Dineage, Shakespeare, Toy Orchestra, Will's Drumming, the Sex Pistols, Ageing, Sexuality, Dating, Dave Being Mean To Will and Urban Myths, all rounded off by Billy Sides with a little chat about Rebellion.
Jul 15, 2020
1 hr 12 sec

Jul 5, 2020
Episode Eight - Who Would You Rather Snog?
Jul 5, 2020
Jul 5, 2020
38 min
Will and Dave ramble even more incoherently than usual on the following topics:
Notes for Dave, An imaginary Harem, Dennis Norden, Ouija boards, Will's hair, Rogue accents, A new name, Imperialism, Josiah Dent, 70s bawdy films, "Who would you rather snog?" Lister and Listern and all rounded off with a less than successful game of "In My Pants" and some notes on Respect by Billy Sides.
Jul 5, 2020
38 min


