Where There's A Will There's A Dave

Will and Dave talk their customary brand of crap, including:
Serena Skyborn; Synesthesia; Scalectrix; The Pantheon of the Overrated; Bob Dylan; Working in a piano showroom; John and Paul; Oh Yoko; Gandhi;Stalkers; Taxi Driver; The Green Ray; de Clérambault; Assassins; Will's noises; Love lives; Crushes; Terms of Endearment; "It sucks arse" and Trombone Playing all rounded off by some wise words from Billy Sides on the subject of "Respect". 

Will and Dave talk about: Ghost towns, £50 notes, Cashing In, The French Language, Louis XIV, Mis-spelling, Portering, Words of Comfort, Youtubers, Harmony Nice, Nominative Determinism, Fortune Tellers, New Age Spiritualism, Hauntings, The Derivation Of Jizz, Innuendo, Celebrity Culture, Oral B, Advertising, Sonic Dyslexia, "I Speak As I Find", Rustling, Washing Machines, Simps, Incels, Chads and Byron. 

Will and Dave talk through the following array of subjects in no detail whatsoever: Van Der Walk, Eye Level, Ready To Glare (Again..), Horses, Sapiens, Species, A Pretentious Opera, James Bond, "Sidesplode", Sonic Dyslexia and Online Dating, all rounded off by "Mildly Eccentric" Billy Sides.

Will and Dave discuss: the Dark Web, Ready To Glare, Hair sniffing, Tattoos, A Cruel Prank, "Twatman", Imaginary Girlfriends, Mopping Things Up, The Eroticism of Despair (Again...) and an unfortunate incident at a funeral, rounded off by some wise words from "Mildly Eccentric" Billy Sides.

Over FaceTime (hence slightly naff audio) Will and Dave talk absolute rubbish about: Nostrils, Ways to Die, Dreams, Freud, Vagina Dentata, Sexual impotence, Drama school pretentiousness, Nietzsche, The Death Of Max Wall, Old age, Single Sex Schools, Boys' showers, The Summer of '85, Swedish Culture, Theatrical Shows and a Mad Chef. All rounded off by the one and only Billy Sides. 45 minutes of utter bollocks. 

NOT SUITABLE FOR MINORS:
Will and Dave (at a safe recording distance), discuss Sleeping Tigers, China, The Eroticism of Despair, "Misery" and "Vicking Hat", Work"mates", Prime Ministers of the past who are now deceased, The Cambridge Spies, Sapiosexualism, Teaching English, John Wilkes Booth, Schooldays, "Do Smash The Plate", Pet Peeves and Sir Anthony Blunt in the Big Brother house, with some concluding remarks from Cockney career criminal - "Mildly Eccentric" Billy Sides.

Will and Dave talk wall-to-wall bollocks on a wide variety of topics:
Language, Gilbert O'Sullivan, Alice In Wonderland, Phrases, The word 'literally', SPLINK, Star Wars, "Chad" and "Nick" and Reg Kray's Book Of Slang, before being joined by a special guest - notorious East End gangster - "Mildly Eccentric" Billy Sides, who delivers his thoughts on the Coronavirus pandemic.