Where There's A Will There's A Dave

Episode Twelve - Bestosterone!

Will and Dave take on their usual array of subjects including: 
Chocolate bars as ice creams; The Zhuh sound; Will's "Regime"; Superstitions; Pearl and Dean; Buttons; Microphones; Gentlemen's Clubs; This Is A Man's World; Dave's audition for Drama School; Incels; "Bestosterone!"; Jordan Peterson; Ignorance; The 'crisis in masculinity' all rounded off with a new special guest - Ian Sellers! 
 
If you like listening to total hogwash, this is for you! 
 
 
 

Episode Eleven - "Oh God..."

Will and Dave tackle their usual array of subjects with their usual mixture of tangents and stupidity.
Including such hits as: 
Outside Brandy Glasses, Golf, Mark Twain, the Deaf, Have A Biscuit, Otto Von Bismarck, Richard III, The Tudors, Cricket, E.T The Extra Terrestrial, Accents, "American Phlegm", Student Stories, A Dance Teacher, The movie "Oh God", all rounded off with Billy discussing the Price of Fame with Dave. 
 

Episode Ten - Billy Sides "A Dangerous Life"

Billy Sides tells the story of his own life, in his own words, in his own way and in his own trousers. 
From the Roaring Twenties to the Rutting Twenties, Billy's life is explored, with help from a wide array of people who were there when things were happening, who heard things, who witnessed things, who wrote about things and who now want to talk about the things they heard, witnessed and have written about.
 
A "Where There's A Will, There's A Dave" podcast special. 

Episode Nine - Will's Toy Orchestra

Will and Dave gabble on incoherently about: 
Daniel Spry, Ear Fiddling, Plate Smashing, Memories, School Discos, Puff The Magic Dragon, Immortality and Friendship, Puns, Steven Berkoff, Fred Dineage, Shakespeare, Toy Orchestra, Will's Drumming, the Sex Pistols, Ageing, Sexuality, Dating, Dave Being Mean To Will and Urban Myths, all rounded off by Billy Sides with a little chat about Rebellion. 

Episode Eight - Who Would You Rather Snog?

Will and Dave ramble even more incoherently than usual on the following topics: 
Notes for Dave, An imaginary Harem, Dennis Norden, Ouija boards, Will's hair, Rogue accents, A new name, Imperialism, Josiah Dent, 70s bawdy films, "Who would you rather snog?" Lister and Listern and all rounded off with a less than successful game of "In My Pants" and some notes on Respect by Billy Sides. 

Episode Seven - Trombone Regret

Will and Dave talk their customary brand of crap, including:
Serena Skyborn; Synesthesia; Scalectrix; The Pantheon of the Overrated; Bob Dylan; Working in a piano showroom; John and Paul; Oh Yoko; Gandhi;Stalkers; Taxi Driver; The Green Ray; de Clérambault; Assassins; Will's noises; Love lives; Crushes; Terms of Endearment; "It sucks arse" and Trombone Playing all rounded off by some wise words from Billy Sides on the subject of "Respect". 

Episode Six - Harmony Nice

Will and Dave talk about: Ghost towns, £50 notes, Cashing In, The French Language, Louis XIV, Mis-spelling, Portering, Words of Comfort, Youtubers, Harmony Nice, Nominative Determinism, Fortune Tellers, New Age Spiritualism, Hauntings, The Derivation Of Jizz, Innuendo, Celebrity Culture, Oral B, Advertising, Sonic Dyslexia, "I Speak As I Find", Rustling, Washing Machines, Simps, Incels, Chads and Byron. 

Episode Five - Sidesplode

Will and Dave talk through the following array of subjects in no detail whatsoever: Van Der Walk, Eye Level, Ready To Glare (Again..), Horses, Sapiens, Species, A Pretentious Opera, James Bond, "Sidesplode", Sonic Dyslexia and Online Dating, all rounded off by "Mildly Eccentric" Billy Sides.

Episode Four - "Twatman"

Will and Dave discuss: the Dark Web, Ready To Glare, Hair sniffing, Tattoos, A Cruel Prank, "Twatman", Imaginary Girlfriends, Mopping Things Up, The Eroticism of Despair (Again...) and an unfortunate incident at a funeral, rounded off by some wise words from "Mildly Eccentric" Billy Sides.

Episode Three - A Good Way To Die

Over FaceTime (hence slightly naff audio) Will and Dave talk absolute rubbish about: Nostrils, Ways to Die, Dreams, Freud, Vagina Dentata, Sexual impotence, Drama school pretentiousness, Nietzsche, The Death Of Max Wall, Old age, Single Sex Schools, Boys' showers, The Summer of '85, Swedish Culture, Theatrical Shows and a Mad Chef. All rounded off by the one and only Billy Sides. 45 minutes of utter bollocks.