Where There's A Will There's A Dave
Will Jessop and Dave Culling meet to talk absolute nonsense for half an hour or so. A comedy podcast, not suitable for minors.
Will Jessop and Dave Culling meet to talk absolute nonsense for half an hour or so. A comedy podcast, not suitable for minors.
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Episodes

May 2, 2023
May 2, 2023
55 min
Will and Dave talk their usual brand of piggywiffle, covering such diverse topics as:
Viagra; Easter; "Big Sneeze"; Patron Saints; Trenchers; "Ghost"; Andrew Lloyd Webber and Eva Peron; "Grease" and its horrors; the attractiveness of Contempt; Patriotism; Americanisms; Throwing things at Will's head; "Empire Tours" (easily one of the worst ideas Will has ever had) and this episode is rounded off with a thankfully brief appearance from Bliss McKinley.
Enjoy/Endure!
We are grateful to you either way!
x
May 2, 2023
55 min

Mar 10, 2023
Episode Twenty-Six - ”The ”Love” Episode”
Mar 10, 2023
Mar 10, 2023
1 hr 12 min
Will and Dave return to discuss the following in their usual, measured fashion:
"Next" week; Valentine's Day; Singing to yourself; OCD; Shoe placement; Curtains; Death by literature; Double handshakes; The number 7; Mental wellbeing in the past; Wine tasting; "Teddy Boys"; Dave's audition for Drama School; The Norfolk dialect all rounded up with some arrant nonsense from Ian Sellers and our new guest, Professor I. F. Snare, Ambiguous Chair of Practical and Theoretical Philosophy at the University of Beckenham.
Mar 10, 2023
1 hr 12 min

Dec 23, 2022
Dec 23, 2022
54 min
Will and Dave return (finally!) with a 'special' Christmas episode!
We would tell you what's in the episode, but we wouldn't want to spoil the surprise!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
xx
Dec 23, 2022
54 min

Aug 17, 2022
Episode Twenty-Four - ”’Paws’ Awhile...”
Aug 17, 2022
Aug 17, 2022
1 hr 11 min
Will and Dave return for more rambling arsecloth, covering such topics as:
The Conservative Leadership Contest; Adolf Hitler and Bunker Mentality; Theseus; The Nero Decree; "Flashed Away"/"Flash Flush"; Old Newspapers; Laurence Olivier; Peter O'Toole's Macbeth; "Pause Awhile". F. R. Leavis's shirt wearing; Colostomy the Incontinent Cat and the adventures of Diode, all rounded off with a less frustrating, but equally barren, conversation with "Hiyababes" Co-Founder, Bliss McKinley.
Enjoy!
Aug 17, 2022
1 hr 11 min

May 28, 2022
Where There’s A Will There’s A Dave Episode 23
May 28, 2022
May 28, 2022
1 hr 17 min
Will and Dave return with a more "musical" episode than usual, discussing the following lukewarm topics:
Floppy discs; Holding coats for a loved one; Typewriters; The futility of nostalgia; Christopher Hitchens' "Shoe Report"; Misheard Lyrics; The noise of modern life; Twist And Shout; "Cool"; The Queen; Dave's exam faus pas; Dave's first song; Guess the song quiz (you won't...) and Parlour songs all rounded off with a spectacularly infuriating conversation with Ian Sellers (the most frustrating human ever to have had the breath of life on his lips). :(
Enjoy!
May 28, 2022
1 hr 17 min

Apr 23, 2022
Episode Twenty-Two - Tagline Team
Apr 23, 2022
Apr 23, 2022
1 hr 3 min
Will and Dave grope blindly through the following topics:
Putin, The Ship's Bike, Lavatories, The Wrong End Of The Stick, Testimonies, The Great Taglines From Novels QUIZ, Saturday Night, Sunday Morning, Yorkshire Shakespeare, Will's Stand-Up, Voiceover Man, all rounded up with a disappointing encounter with Bliss McKinley's answer-machine.
Enjoy!
Apr 23, 2022
1 hr 3 min

Mar 10, 2022
Episode Twenty-One - ”Wyatt Twerp”
Mar 10, 2022
Mar 10, 2022
1 hr 6 min
This episode hits new lows as Will and Dave take on the following:
Technology, Dave telling Will to "BE FUNNY!", Stars Whose Family Take Their Money, Comedy, Will's Phone, Gunslinging/Gun Twirling, Santa, Kurt Wrestle, Performer's Dreams, Othello As Directed By Fiona Shaw and Limericks, all rounded off with a second verbal bout between Dave and Bliss McKinley.
Enjoy!
Mar 10, 2022
1 hr 6 min

Feb 12, 2022
Episode 20 - It’s Your Funeral
Feb 12, 2022
Feb 12, 2022
1 hr 3 min
Will and Dave are back after an enforced hiatus with more crap for your delectation and delight!
In this episode they discuss (among other things):
The 2020s, Disco 2000, Will's funeral (in forensic detail), Gore Vidal, an annoying article in the Times about the 1970s, Cryptic Crosswords, The Beatles' films, Will's glasses, Roy Orbison's early monocle-wearing years, irregular time signatures and the new Sex and the City sequel (in a deeply flawed attempt to be 'topical'). All rounded off with an interview with a new guest - Ian Seller's partner, the inimitable Bliss McKinley.
Enjoy!
Feb 12, 2022
1 hr 3 min

Aug 24, 2021
Episode Nineteen - "Blood in Diarrhoea..."
Aug 24, 2021
Aug 24, 2021
58 min
After a prolonged absence, Will and Dave return and the nonsense is flowing thick and fast.
In this episode we find out much more about Will's early obsessions - including steam engines, railway stations, character names - via Fiona Shaw's Shakespeare workshop, pronouns, Blake's Jerusalem, innuendo and terrible 1970s shlock films...
Welcome back!
D and W.
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Aug 24, 2021
58 min

May 25, 2021
Episode Eighteen - Ode To The Odd
May 25, 2021
May 25, 2021
58 min
Will and Dave return (after an enforced hiatus) return to talk absolute nonsense, including:
Kate Tempest, Poetry Night, Romance, A YouTube "Take", Ready To Glare (for what Dave hopes is the very last time...), Prime Ministers Of The Past Who Are Now Deceased - The Quiz Show, all rounded off with a visit from Ian Sellers, the views of whom neither Will or Dave endorse in ANY WAY, SHAPE or FORM.
Enjoy!
May 25, 2021
58 min


