Where There's A Will There's A Dave

Episode Twenty-Two - Tagline Team

Will and Dave grope blindly through the following topics:
Putin, The Ship's Bike, Lavatories, The Wrong End Of The Stick, Testimonies, The Great Taglines From Novels QUIZ, Saturday Night, Sunday Morning, Yorkshire Shakespeare, Will's Stand-Up, Voiceover Man, all rounded up with a disappointing encounter with Bliss McKinley's answer-machine. 
Enjoy! 

Episode Twenty-One - ”Wyatt Twerp”

This episode hits new lows as Will and Dave take on the following:
Technology, Dave telling Will to "BE FUNNY!", Stars Whose Family Take Their Money, Comedy, Will's Phone, Gunslinging/Gun Twirling, Santa, Kurt Wrestle, Performer's Dreams, Othello As Directed By Fiona Shaw and Limericks, all rounded off with a second verbal bout between Dave and Bliss McKinley. 
Enjoy! 
 
 

Episode 20 - It’s Your Funeral

Will and Dave are back after an enforced hiatus with more crap for your delectation and delight!
In this episode they discuss (among other things):
The 2020s, Disco 2000, Will's funeral (in forensic detail), Gore Vidal, an annoying article in the Times about the 1970s, Cryptic Crosswords, The Beatles' films, Will's glasses, Roy Orbison's early monocle-wearing years, irregular time signatures and the new Sex and the City sequel (in a deeply flawed attempt to be 'topical'). All rounded off with an interview with a new guest - Ian Seller's partner, the inimitable Bliss McKinley. 
Enjoy! 
 

Episode Nineteen - "Blood in Diarrhoea..."

After a prolonged absence, Will and Dave return and the nonsense is flowing thick and fast.
In this episode we find out much more about Will's early obsessions - including steam engines, railway stations, character names - via Fiona Shaw's Shakespeare workshop, pronouns, Blake's Jerusalem, innuendo and terrible 1970s shlock films...
Welcome back! 
D and W.
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Episode Eighteen - Ode To The Odd

Will and Dave return (after an enforced hiatus) return to talk absolute nonsense, including:
 
Kate Tempest, Poetry Night, Romance, A YouTube "Take", Ready To Glare (for what Dave hopes is the very last time...), Prime Ministers Of The Past Who Are Now Deceased - The Quiz Show, all rounded off with a visit from Ian Sellers, the views of whom neither Will or Dave endorse in ANY WAY, SHAPE or FORM. 
 
Enjoy! 

Episode Seventeen - Worst Impressions

Will and Dave return for more nonsensical ramblings from their diseased minds, including:
Royal scandals, Rising Damp, Twerking, Jim Davidson and his ilk, Surnames, Roland Gift as Zippy, Michael Winner wooing, Michael Caine, Yoko Ono having a row with John Lennon, Human Sacrifice, Will's bid for a grant to investigate penis sizes, all rounded off with an interview with Professor A. B. Seeds on the subject of comedy. 
All for your aural enjoyment! 

Episode Sixteen - 'Hatefood'

Will and Dave discuss their usual myriad topics, including:
Valentine's Day, Hatefood, Scabs, Old People's Homes, The Lighter Side Of Dementia, Electric Razors, Will's Bathing Routine, Hipsters, Will's New Phone, Norman Mailer's Views On Masturbation, YouTube Commenters, Fascist Computer Games and Swastika Painters, all rounded off with some exciting medical news from Billy Sides. 
Enjoy! 

Episode Fifteen - They serve who also stand and wait

Welcome to Episode Fifteen! 
In it, Will and Dave discuss their usual myriad topics including:
Jury Service, Celebrity impersonations, Lockdown, Radio Commentators, Deja Vu, The storming of the Capitol, Qanon, Alan Bennett's thoughts for the outgoing President, Ineffectual protests, Ready To Glare (alas...), Will's Rescue Complex, Extreme romance and another pointless Youtuber - all rounded off by quite a heated discussion with Bestosterone's Ian Sellers. 
Enjoy! 

Episode Fourteen - Merry Christmas!

Will and Dave don their Christmas hats and discuss all things festive! What could be more seasonal than listening to these two pillocks waffling on and getting sucked down Tangent Alley?
So pour yourself a sherry, chow down on your Turkey and don your special Christmas ears to listen to an hour of utter drivel (with the occasional interesting fact very occasionally thrown occasionally in)! 
Merry Christmas to all and to all a goodnight! 

Episode Thirteen - A Spray of Incandescent Gob

Will and Dave are back to discuss their usual cornucopia of twaddle, including:
Incandescent gob; Gay dinosaurs; Bosie and Oscar; The origins of Camp; Humans; "Blow hugs"; Religion; Musical Trolleys; Rage at inanimate objects; Existential cavemen; 'Chinny-Rec-On'; Regional variations of slang, all topped off with some inarticulate thoughts from Billy Sides.