Where There's A Will There's A Dave

Episode Thirty-Two - Miss Burridge

Will and Dave finally return with more tosh, covering the following:
 
An awkward conversation about Human Sacrifice; Misuse of Words; i.e. and e.g; "So"; "And that"; "Miss Burridge's Last Day Out"; An Alec Guinness film that boils Dave's blood; Alternative endings to much-loved redemptive classics, finished off with some idiotic input from new guest star - Andrew Wilnott (whose views we do not condone) and a very frustrating word game. 
Enjoy/Endure! 

Episode Thirty-One - Adopt A Donkey

Will and Dave return with more piggywiffle about:
The Election; Rishi Sunak's jacket; "Product"; National Service; Will in disguise and the Chip incident; Dave's funeral story; Taglines 2; Lionel Richie's Hello video; The Central African Republic; Adopt a Donkey; Diogenes; Alexander The Great; Freshers' Week misadventures and a new podcast venture - all rounded up with a new song. 
Enjoy! 

Episode Thirty - A Bit Beatles Heavy

Will and Dave return in a daze of gory, covering such diverse topics as: Royal current affairs; Heroic 5ths; The works of John Williams; A.I. and ChatGPT; Give My Regards To Broad Street; the vagaries of BT Wifi; "Where are you going?"; all rounded off with a quick chat about movie Car Pursuit. 
 
Enjoy/Endure! 
 
D and W
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Episode Twenty Nine - "Master Of Disguise"

Will and Dave return with more shenanigans, discussing:
 
The Shining; The Magnet; Will's handwriting; Alien; Marathon Man; The Beatles with Cock; Get Back; Graffiti; A dream featuring a "master of disguise'; Kaiju; Narnia; The Inklings; Drunken Jottings; If Dave fancied Will; The Mandela Effect and a very representative Womble outing. 
 
Enjoy! 
 
 

Episode Twenty-Eight - ”Benevolent Insincerities”

Will and Dave finally return with more shite.
In this episode they discuss:
Trumpets; Transposing Instruments; Clefs; Barbenheimer; Nepo Babies; Maths; Cubes; Existentialism; Bertrand Russell; Pub names; Hipsters; Malaise and the Inferiority of Vinyl. 
 
Enjoy! 
 

Episode Twenty-Seven - ”Gentlemanly Cosmopolitanism...”

Will and Dave talk their usual brand of piggywiffle, covering such diverse topics as:
Viagra; Easter; "Big Sneeze"; Patron Saints; Trenchers; "Ghost"; Andrew Lloyd Webber and Eva Peron; "Grease" and its horrors; the attractiveness of Contempt; Patriotism; Americanisms; Throwing things at Will's head; "Empire Tours" (easily one of the worst ideas Will has ever had) and this episode is rounded off with a thankfully brief appearance from Bliss McKinley. 
Enjoy/Endure!
We are grateful to you either way! 
x

Episode Twenty-Six - ”The ”Love” Episode”

Will and Dave return to discuss the following in their usual, measured fashion: 
 
"Next" week; Valentine's Day; Singing to yourself; OCD; Shoe placement; Curtains; Death by literature; Double handshakes; The number 7; Mental wellbeing in the past; Wine tasting; "Teddy Boys"; Dave's audition for Drama School; The Norfolk dialect all rounded up with some arrant nonsense from Ian Sellers and our new guest, Professor I. F. Snare, Ambiguous Chair of Practical and Theoretical Philosophy at the University of Beckenham. 

Episode Twenty-Five - ”The Jammy Dodger (Christmas!) Episode”

Will and Dave return (finally!) with a 'special' Christmas episode! 
We would tell you what's in the episode, but we wouldn't want to spoil the surprise! 
MERRY CHRISTMAS! 
xx
 

Episode Twenty-Four - ”’Paws’ Awhile...”

Will and Dave return for more rambling arsecloth, covering such topics as:
 
The Conservative Leadership Contest; Adolf Hitler and Bunker Mentality; Theseus; The Nero Decree; "Flashed Away"/"Flash Flush"; Old Newspapers; Laurence Olivier; Peter O'Toole's Macbeth; "Pause Awhile". F. R. Leavis's shirt wearing; Colostomy the Incontinent Cat and the adventures of Diode, all rounded off with a less frustrating, but equally barren, conversation with "Hiyababes" Co-Founder, Bliss McKinley. 
 
Enjoy! 

Where There’s A Will There’s A Dave Episode 23

Will and Dave return with a more "musical" episode than usual, discussing the following lukewarm topics:
Floppy discs; Holding coats for a loved one; Typewriters; The futility of nostalgia; Christopher Hitchens' "Shoe Report"; Misheard Lyrics; The noise of modern life; Twist And Shout; "Cool"; The Queen; Dave's exam faus pas; Dave's first song; Guess the song quiz (you won't...) and Parlour songs all rounded off with a spectacularly infuriating conversation with Ian Sellers (the most frustrating human ever to have had the breath of life on his lips). :( 
 
Enjoy!